There’s a sex toy for everyone, hundreds and thousands, but we still have more conservative attitudes to sex, so while you might see a train carriage full of people reading 50 Shades, they all might reall be looking for the most discreet vibrators or dildos.
Ideal for people new to sex toys who might not be completely comfortable with their purchase, parents with young children rifling through the draws and people travelling through their day who doesn’t want to risk their secret being exposed.
Some are disguised, others are even a bit silly, most are small, but they’re all secret.
Here are some of the best discreet sex toys, for people who might want to keep their personal sex lives a little more private.
Clitoral Vibrators
These small vibrators are usually fitted with a button or twisting base setting off up to several vibrating powers and patterns.
They are made for external and clitoral stimulation and are therefore small and often concealed with clever designs, leading to the interchangeably named ‘bullet’ and ‘lipstick’ vibrators.
Max Factor Lipstick Vibrator
The lipstick bullet vibrator is an ideal purchase and one of the best discreet sex toys as it is completely discreet, whilst also being stylish and sleek with a convincing design.
The base twists with increasing vibrating power and has a smooth tip for clitoral stimulation.
Many reviewers comment on the appeal of it as a ‘handbag vibrator’, which can be travelled with and close to hand without causing undue worry.
Rocks Off Bullet Vibrator
This bullet vibrator is very similar to the lipstick vibrator and similar in size and shape, though with fittingly explosive results.
It is maybe less subtle due to it’s brightly coloured tip and a bullet is maybe more out of place in a handbag, however it is still very transportable and far less notable than larger vibrators.
Electric Toothbrush Vibrator
The toothbrush vibrator is an innovative piece which looks convincingly like the detachable head off an electric toothbrush and works in much the same way, attaching directly to and not over your electric toothbrush base (specifically models with the Oral-B heads).
This makes it one of the best discreet sex toys available because you can easily high it away.The tip is smooth and vibrates with the button on your toothbrush.
The piece is suitable for beginners, being simple to use and non-threatening.
The overall model is ideal for travel, where you might not want want to risk carrying a vibrator with you, but you can discretely slip this into into a washbag and enjoy it at your own convenience.
Lelo Nea 2
Pebble vibrators are high quality in design to the point that they look more like artistic accessories than adult toys.
The Lelo Nea 2 is no exception, with a gentle curved design the piece is perfect for anyone who can afford a high quality adult massager.
This can be carried in a suitcase and passed off as a massage stone without attracting any unwanted notice – it actually works well in this capacity so there’s no need to blush if you have to explain it.
Novelty Vibrators
Novelty vibrators are amusing pieces often bought for joke toys at hen parties or kinky stocking fillers.
An advantage of these adult toys is that they’re so different looking they’re very easy to disguise as just toys and can be well hidden in a bathroom or as funky ornaments.
Vibrating Octopus
The vibrating octopus is an amusing and surprisingly versatile vibrator, with a huge array of sensations provided by textured tentacle legs and base.
The toy can be used for everything from clitoral stimulation and nipple play to a hand-held body massager.
Though the octopus is eye-catching and vibrant it is not obviously a sex toy and perfect as a bathroom accessory, which you won’t have to hide from visitors.
Also it’s submersible and will improve a any shower or bubble bath.
Rubber Duck 3 Speed Vibrator
This sweet and subtle massager is the perfect bathroom accessory. Perfectly to scale the duck will make any bubble bath an exciting affair, with a surprisingly efficient shape this vibrator will contour to the body and can give a diverse range of sensation to anyone who owns it.
The duck also works as a great gift as it’s funny and silly and brilliant with 3 speed settings.
Egg Vibrators
These vibrators are an ideal way to get some secret satisfaction as they work with a remote control and an insertable section which vibrates inside the body.
They can help strengthen the pelvic floor muscles which are often linked to enhanced sexual pleasure.
Vibrating Love Eggs
There is a huge range of love egg toys, which consist of a vibrating egg bulb which can be inserted into the vagina for intense pleasure, also coming with a remote control.
While some use a wired remote and an attached retrieval cord, this model has a wireless remotes which is shaped like an ipod shuffle, making it completely discrete.
Nalone Vibrating Egss
Kegel balls are made to increase sexual pleasure by training the pelvic floor, whilst also providing a wealth of sensation to the body.
This set of vibrating kegel balls is very discrete and can be worn without causing undue notice and only uses a vibrating remote which can be used to enhance pleasure.
They can also be worn without vibrations which means you can leave the remote in a draw and enjoy with no chance of discovery.
Final Thoughts
What makes discreet sex toys an ideal purchase is that it can be taken all over the country without fear of discovery and the added excitement of secrecy.
These vibrators, massagers and love eggs will help to improve your self-love routine and can even help spice up your sex life if you let your partner in on the surprise.