Discreet Sex Toys

best secret sex toys

There’s a sex toy for everyone, hundreds and thousands, but we still have more conservative attitudes to sex, so while you might see a train carriage full of people reading 50 Shades, there can be nothing more mortifying than risking your handbag vibrating across the floor.

Here are some of the best discreet sex toys, for people who might want to keep their personal sex lives a little more private. Ideal for people new to sex toys who might not be completely comfortable with their purchase, parents with young children rifling through the draws and people travelling through their day who doesn’t want to risk their secret being exposed. Some are disguised, others are even a bit silly, most are small, but they’re all secret.

Clitoral Vibrators

These small vibrators are usually fitted with a button or twisting base setting off up to several vibrating powers and patterns. They are made for external and clitoral stimulation and are therefore small and often concealed with clever designs, leading to the interchangeably named ‘bullet’ and ‘lipstick’ vibrators.

1. LipStick Bullet Vibrators

Max Factor Lipstick Vibrator
kiss me lipstick vibrator

The lipstick bullet vibrator is an ideal purchase and one of the best discreet sex toys as it is completely discreet, whilst also being stylish and sleek with a convincing design.  The base twists with increasing vibrating power and has a smooth tip for clitoral stimulation.  Many reviewers comment on the appeal of it as a ‘handbag vibrator’, which can be travelled with and close to hand without causing undue worry.

Where can I get it?
This lipstick vibrator is available from Bondara: http://www.bondara.co.uk/max-factor-lipstick-vibe
Rocks Off Bullet Vibrator
rocks off soft tip bullet
This bullet vibrator is very similar to the lipstick vibrator and similar in size and shape, though with fittingly explosive results. It is maybe less subtle due to it’s brightly coloured tip and a bullet is maybe more out of place in a handbag, however it is still very transportable and far less notable than larger vibrators.

Where can I get it?

This bullet is available from Bondara: http://www.bondara.co.uk/rocks-off-ro100mm-soft-tip-bullet

2. Electric Toothbrush Vibrator

tingletip toothbrush vibrator
The toothbrush vibrator is an innovative piece which looks convincingly like the detachable head off an electric toothbrush and works in much the same way, attaching directly to and not over your electric toothbrush base (specifically models with the Oral-B heads). This makes it one of the best discreet sex toys available because you can easily high it away. The tip is smooth and vibrates with the button on your toothbrush. The piece is suitable for beginners, being simple to use and non-threatening. The overall model is ideal for travel, where you might not want want to risk carrying a vibrator with you, but you can discretely slip this into into a washbag and enjoy it at your own convenience.

Where can I get it?

The Toothbrush vibrator is available at LoveHoney: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10535

3. Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

lelo nea vibrator

Pebble vibrators are high quality in design to the point that they look more like artistic accessories than adult toys. The Lelo Nea 2 is no exception, with a gentle curved design the piece is perfect for anyone who can afford a high quality adult massager.
This can be carried in a suitcase and passed off as a massage stone without attracting any unwanted notice – it actually works well in this capacity so there’s no need to blush if you have to explain it.

Where can I get it?

You can buy from LoveHoney:

3. Novelty Vibrators

Novelty vibrators are amusing pieces often bought for joke toys at hen parties or kinky stocking fillers. An advantage of these adult toys is that they’re so different looking they’re very easy to disguise as just toys and can be well hidden in a bathroom or as funky ornaments.

Vibrating Octopus
vibrating octopus

The vibrating octopus is an amusing and surprisingly versatile vibrator, with a huge array of sensations provided by textured tentacle legs and base.  The toy can be used for everything from clitoral stimulation and nipple play to a hand-held body massager. Though the octopus is eye-catching and vibrant it is not obviously a sex toy and perfect as a bathroom accessory, which you won’t have to hide from visitors. Also it’s submersible and will improve a any shower or bubble bath.

Where can I get it?

Available from Bondara:



Rubber Duck Massage Vibrator
rubber duck vibrator
This sweet and subtle massager is the perfect bathroom accessory. Perfectly to scale the duck will make any bubble bath an exciting affair, with a surprisingly efficient shape this vibrator will contour to the body and can give a diverse range of  sensation to anyone who owns it.  The duck also works as a great gift as it’s funny and silly and brilliant with 3 speed settings. Where can I get it? Available from LoveHoney: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=1071

4. Egg Vibrators

These vibrators are an ideal way to get some secret satisfaction as they work with a remote control and an insertable section which vibrates inside the body. They can help strengthen the pelvic floor muscles which are often linked to enhanced sexual pleasure.

Remote Vibrating Love Eggs
remote speed vibrating love eggs

There is a huge range of love egg toys, which consist of a vibrating egg bulb which can be inserted into the vagina for intense pleasure, also coming with a remote control.  While some use a wired remote and an attached retrieval cord, this model has a wireless remotes which is shaped like an ipod shuffle, making it completely discrete.

Where can I get it?

Available from Bondara:

Remote Vibrating Kegel Balls
nalone kegel balls
Kegel balls are made to increase sexual pleasure by training the pelvic floor, whilst also providing a wealth of sensation to the body.  This set of vibrating kegel balls is very discrete and can be worn without causing undue notice and only uses a vibrating remote which can be used to enhance pleasure. They can also be worn without vibrations which means you can leave the remote in a draw and enjoy with no chance of discovery. Where can I get it? http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28581 Cost? £59.99

What makes the secret sex toy an ideal purchase is that it can be taken all over the country without fear of discovery and the added excitement of secrecy. These vibrators, massagers and love eggs will help to improve your self-love routine and can even help spice up your sex life if you let your partner in on the surprise.

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