Ultimate Guide To A Very Naughty Easter

Easter is coming.

And with this guide, you will be too!

Who said this time of year is exclusively for the innocent?

Why can’t adults have their own themed fun at Easter?

Many of us spend Easter overdosing on chocolate eggs.

But there is another, sexier kind of egg that can fill us up.

And let’s not forget about rabbits.

No, not the furry, carrot-eating type. T

he rabbits we’re talking about still have ears but have the ability to make us smile for a very different reason.

Let’s take a look at a few toys you can fill your basket with to make sure you have a very naughty Easter.

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The Best Easter Eggs For Adults

There’s an exciting range of different Easter eggs for adults and none of them come wrapped in tinfoil or are made of chocolate.

The eggs we want this Easter are known as vibrating love eggs.

This sex toy is basically a vibrator but in the shape of an egg, which gives you more options in the bedroom.

There’s more surface area for greater clitoral stimulation and you can even insert them vaginally and anally.

Love eggs are incredibly adaptable.

You can use them solo or share the fun with your partner.

Let’s take a look at the top vibrating love egg suggestions for a very sexy Easter.

Adrian Lastic Smart Dream Remote Control Vibrating Egg

It’s going to be a great Easter if you find this in your basket!

This love egg provides simultaneous g-spot and clitoral stimulation.

It’s quiet, discrete, splashproof, and has tons of great reviews.

It comes with 10 different vibration modes and a remote control, which is a lot of fun when it comes to partner play.

This love egg is incredibly newcomer-friendly.

So, if it’s your first time using a love egg, or even if you’re a seasoned veteran of the sex toy world, the Adrian Lastic Egg is sure to provide you with loads of pleasure.

It’s a bit pricy but it’s well worth it.

Tracy Cox Supersex Remote Control Vibrator Love Egg

If you’re looking for an egg that’s cheaper than the Adrian Lastic but still packs a pleasurable punch, look no further than the Tracy Cox Supersex Love Egg.

It’s got 3 speeds and 4 patterns and has a remote control, which is perfect for partner play.

We recommend putting the egg in place wherever you like it and handing the control over to your partner so they can enjoy making you squirm.

This sex toy is the size of a Kinder egg and twice as delicious.

They do a pretty good bullet vibrator too.

LELO Insignia Lyla 2 Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg

If you’ve got some cash to splash and you want your Easter to be a super sexy smash, we recommend investing in the LELO Lyla 2 Love Egg.

This is one of the most powerful vibrating love eggs on the market and it feels incredibly comfortable.

It has 6 delicious vibration modes and you can operate it with a remote control from 12 metres away.

Imagine the possibilities if you take this out on the town with your other half.

It’s also very discrete but, the question is, can you be?

The Best Rabbits For Adults

When you think of rabbits, you probably think of cute little animals hopping around the garden.

But when we think of rabbits, we think of toe-curling g-spot and clitoral orgasms happening at the same time!

The rampant rabbit is one of the most popular sex toys in the world.

And with good reason.

This sex toy is very powerful.

It’s called a rabbit because the little feelers on the toy are shaped like rabbit ears.

These tickle your clitoris, whilst the dildo shaft hits your g-spot.

Rabbit vibrators are one of the best toys on the market for intensely rewarding solo experiences.

Let’s take a look at which ones will have you hopping for joy.

The Moregasm One by Ann Summers

This sex toy is rabbit perfection.

It’s pricy but it’s well worth it.

The Moregasm One is extremely powerful, incredibly comfortable, and an absolute joy to use.

It is also 100% waterproof, so you can take your naughty Easter fun into a bubble bath or use it standing up in your shower.

After just a few minutes with this delightful toy, you probably won’t have the energy to do any hopping around for a while, but you’ll definitely want to.

We recommend this for people who are already acquainted with rabbits and other sex toys and are looking for something luxurious and powerful.

LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit

If you need something a bit cheaper, or if you’re just starting out in the rabbit world, we recommend Lovehoney’s Jessica Rabbit.

The shaft has 3 rotating speeds to hit your g-spot well and the rabbit ears have 7 patterns to provide you with a delectable choice for how your want your clitoral orgasm served.

If you’re on the fence with trying a rabbit, this is a good choice for testing the waters.

See what the other happy reviews have to say:

An absolute gem, great for those lonely nights when your all alone and works amazingly for those all night sessions with your partner. A must-have for any ladies!jenna69
I’m not sure what we did before Jessica! Everyone should have one!Misscstevenson

More Sex Toys For An Adult Easter

If you’re looking for a naughty Easter, there are plenty more than just rabbits and eggs.

There are loads of interesting toys for you to play with that are sure to spice up your holidays.

Check out some of the following fun ideas to add to your Easter basket.

Frisky Feather Bunny Tail Anal Plug

If you need a fun way to ease yourself into anal play, we recommend this anal plug.

It’s shaped like a normal anal plug but has feathers on the end like a bunny tail.

This is perfect for interesting Playboy bunny roleplays and saucy dress-up games.

There are a ton of great reviews over at lovehoney.co.uk, so if you’re feeling adventurous, go for it:

I bought this plug for my partner.

We’re just starting out in anal play.

She was apprehensive a first, but once it arrived.

We couldn’t wait to use it!

Happy Rabbit Ring USB Rechargeable Couples Vibrator

Looking for a cock ring with an Easter twist?

Then check out this rabbit ring!

It’s like a normal cock ring except it has a little set of bunny ears, just like you would find on a rampant rabbit.

So, whilst the man is getting lots of pleasure, the woman can benefit from a clit-tickling experience during penetration.

How To Do A Sexy Easter Egg Hunt

(***Adults Only***)

How do you make the sexiest Easter ever?

Well all you need is a little bit of imagination, a sense of playfulness, and a healthy handful of naughtiness.

We’re going to put a sexy spin on an old game: the Easter egg hunt.

You’ll need a bunch of those colourful hollow Easter eggs.

Grab the plastic ones that you can hide commands inside of.

Then split the eggs up equally between you and your partner.

You must each write sexy or romantic commands on pieces of paper and put them inside the eggs.

Here are some example commands:

‘Touch me anywhere you want.’

‘Kiss the back of my neck.’

‘Tell me your favourite position.’

Once you’ve written out all of your commands, it’s time for each of you to hide the eggs around the house.

But no peeking!

After that, you’re both on a mission to discover all of the other person’s eggs first.

The winner gets to act out a fantasy of their choice.

For added sexiness, try hiding some of the sex toys we’ve talked about in this guide with some of the eggs.

You can match your commands to the sex toy it’s hidden with.

Happy (Naughty) Easter!

You now have the magic formula for a super sexy Easter.

We recommend at least one vibrating love egg, one rampant rabbit, and maybe a cock ring or an anal plug if you’re up for it.

We also recommend you go on a naughty Easter egg hunt with your partner.

Or if you’re celebrating Easter solo, we recommend you grab yourself a decent waterproof rabbit, like the Moregasm One, and hop into a nice warm bubble bath for the evening.

We hope this guide has gotten your creative (and other) juices flowing.

Happy Easter!

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